AS THE FIRST EVER MISSILE IS LAUNCHED IN NIGERIA
By Paul Ihechi Alagba
For Family Writers
If I were the FG, I will not only vacate Aso Rock, I will also just sit back somewhere and relax, or if I can't subdue the shame, I will run away (just as Buhari has done) and allow the big boys test run their modern machine, because if you can't beat them, you join them.
If I were Osibanjo, I would unequivocally tell Buhari that "you see this joke , you're taking it too far! I can take the 'Ogoni' risk but never the 'Missile' risk. You see, had I not denounced my Pastorhood just to lie better with this government, I could have 'kukuma' sacrificed my life on this missile saga and go to heaven than stay alive and watch this Country crumble under me and you."
If I were Nigerian Telecommunication industry and co, i could have switched off everything since yesterday. At least I would borrow a leaf from the predicament of Shell,Chevron,Agip,NNPC and other Indigenous Oil companies and not rely on a Nigeria security that forever fails. I will never risk my equipments and the life of the masses to electromagnetic radiation because its only a sacrifice of three days.
If I were the Aviation industry, I need not a seer to tell me that i will be receiving a bullet meant for another person if i don't halt every operation.
If I were Buratai, Arase or even the Daura man at DSS Headquarters, I would call Buhari aside, bend him down and talk to him (from the right ear not the left that Amadioha has taken care of), I will say to him- "Oga Buubuu, i know say you wan run go London go treat the ear wey angry gods don permanently block. I no wan blame you o, if nah me i no go even allow that missile melt the remaining 'right' ear, infact i go extend my holiday. But Buubuu, no vex o, our boys talk say them no go fight if their commander dey on the run. I don already call them back from the creek because them talk say wetin dem hold nah "EGBENTU"(DEN-GUN) to wetin the boys carry for hand inside creek. And you know say America no dey ready to help because you don make us kill civilians tire.
You know say I never see missile before for my life, but don't worry, this one no go pass me by, i go make sure I record everything keep for you till you return from exil...sorry-till you return from holiday. Safe journey my Presdo, may you live longer than your life. SHAW SIR!!!
If I were Nigerians, I will not only ask for the break-up of Nigeria, I will make sure i stay far away a thousand miles while it breaks because if my President's ear is more important than my security, then i stand the chance of being used as his bullet proof in the nearest future.
GOD BLESS BIAFRA!
By Paul Ihechi Alagba
For Family Writers
If I were the FG, I will not only vacate Aso Rock, I will also just sit back somewhere and relax, or if I can't subdue the shame, I will run away (just as Buhari has done) and allow the big boys test run their modern machine, because if you can't beat them, you join them.
If I were Osibanjo, I would unequivocally tell Buhari that "you see this joke , you're taking it too far! I can take the 'Ogoni' risk but never the 'Missile' risk. You see, had I not denounced my Pastorhood just to lie better with this government, I could have 'kukuma' sacrificed my life on this missile saga and go to heaven than stay alive and watch this Country crumble under me and you."
If I were Nigerian Telecommunication industry and co, i could have switched off everything since yesterday. At least I would borrow a leaf from the predicament of Shell,Chevron,Agip,NNPC and other Indigenous Oil companies and not rely on a Nigeria security that forever fails. I will never risk my equipments and the life of the masses to electromagnetic radiation because its only a sacrifice of three days.
If I were the Aviation industry, I need not a seer to tell me that i will be receiving a bullet meant for another person if i don't halt every operation.
If I were Buratai, Arase or even the Daura man at DSS Headquarters, I would call Buhari aside, bend him down and talk to him (from the right ear not the left that Amadioha has taken care of), I will say to him- "Oga Buubuu, i know say you wan run go London go treat the ear wey angry gods don permanently block. I no wan blame you o, if nah me i no go even allow that missile melt the remaining 'right' ear, infact i go extend my holiday. But Buubuu, no vex o, our boys talk say them no go fight if their commander dey on the run. I don already call them back from the creek because them talk say wetin dem hold nah "EGBENTU"(DEN-GUN) to wetin the boys carry for hand inside creek. And you know say America no dey ready to help because you don make us kill civilians tire.
You know say I never see missile before for my life, but don't worry, this one no go pass me by, i go make sure I record everything keep for you till you return from exil...sorry-till you return from holiday. Safe journey my Presdo, may you live longer than your life. SHAW SIR!!!
If I were Nigerians, I will not only ask for the break-up of Nigeria, I will make sure i stay far away a thousand miles while it breaks because if my President's ear is more important than my security, then i stand the chance of being used as his bullet proof in the nearest future.
GOD BLESS BIAFRA!
I DON LAUGH TIRE...
ReplyDeleteMuhammadu Buhari, North, and all entity developed with our oil money must pay
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Biafra!
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ReplyDeleteBuhari never went for any ear treatment, he is trying to seek help over there in London for negotiation about what the Avengers are about to do. Buhari has now realize that Goodluck Jonathan is very important to him and they want to secret start the negotiation with the Avengers over there in London, but at the end of the day, Both the pedophile Muhammadu Buhari, the British government and those supporting the zoo called Nigeria will fail and Biafra will stand forever. Because, there is no country like Nigeria, Nigeria is just like a market place where all those greedy companies that never want to leave( Shell oil, Agip, Chevron etc) and the bloody politicians come to buy and sell just for their own selfish interest!. But this time around, they have all FAIL and no man born by a woman can stop the Restoration of Biafra because, Biafra has been in existence before this contraption called Nigeria the zoo.
ReplyDeleteThose oil companies are the ones sheeding the innocent blood in that contraption called nigeria because, they have money, their government is aware of what is going on and they will spend any amount and do whatever that necessary for them to keep on drilling and exploring the oil and gas over there in Biafra land. So, they are not going to take any decisive action against Buhari or any nigerian politician because, they are birds of same feather and it is better for them to go back to their countries respectively or they will all DIE and perish with the Hausa Fulani and those against the restoration of Biafra....They can not see the hand writing on the wall, they will all die and perish in that FRAUD called nigeria.
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